yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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