She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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