Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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