How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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