Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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