Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
only if we run a train.
done.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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