I wish I only lived at night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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