so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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