Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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