The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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