i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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