I want to stick my p in your. b.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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