just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Mom said you looked used
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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