My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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