Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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