I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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