Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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