My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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