But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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