Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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