Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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