Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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