So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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