u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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