we're blogging at a bar
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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