You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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