Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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