i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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