she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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