I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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