I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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