There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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