i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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