every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
