They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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