stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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