Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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