is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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