Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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