so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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