So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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