Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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