You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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