Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This baby is an asshole
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I got inside last night via doggy door
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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