Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
foreskin is a definite game changer
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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