that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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