I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My penis needs a shock collar
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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