i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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