For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I am naked and annoyed.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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