i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
