Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm really into asian looking animals
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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