your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
