Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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