If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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