some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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